our trash can says a lot about something

It has come to my attention that our bathroom trash can fills up on the same day of any given week. 

This only tells me one thing: we lead very routine lives. The kids' diaper changes are always on-point, as is all our bathroom activities. Nothing is out of step here, folks. All of these happen at a certain time throughout the day everyday.

So opposite of how I envisioned my future to be only 10 years ago!!