Someone got out of bed grumpy! So I was washing Aubrey off after her breakfast, and I heard Gerard walk out of the bedroom into the living room....

As I see him, here's our dialogue.

Me: Gerard, what do you want for breakfast?

Gerard: Leave me alone, I'm watching the TV.

So I ignored him, got Aubrey into the living room so she could sit with him. Then I noticed him sucking his fingers which he's not allowed to do anymore, and I commented.

Me: Stop sucking your fingers.

Gerard: Go to the kitchen.

Yeah. My 3 year old talks to me like that. No, I've never slapped him.